in-love-with-my-bed:

sexlness:

landorus:

erection and election are spelled almost exactly the same and when u think about it they basically mean the same thing

a dick rising to power

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imsirius:

What’s your favourite swear word?

privatejrgrif:

vvhitehouse:

awwww-cute:

Show off

THE LITTLE PAW SHOWING THROUGH THE BOWL IM WEAK

pls look at this kitty and stop being mean to me

privatejrgrif:

vvhitehouse:

awwww-cute:

Show off

THE LITTLE PAW SHOWING THROUGH THE BOWL IM WEAK

pls look at this kitty and stop being mean to me

thebsdboys:

OK first you’re being a total dick right now,

thebsdboys:

OK first you’re being a total dick right now,

can-u-not-my-wayward-son:

razzle-the-dazzle:

hentai1080p:

when the back of my neck gets tickled
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What the fuck happened to that plane

it got tickled on the back of its neck

fstw:

heyfunniest:

When you blink faster than the shutter camera.

nah this is some paranormal activity shit someone please tell this child and his family to move out immediately

fstw:

heyfunniest:

When you blink faster than the shutter camera.

nah this is some paranormal activity shit someone please tell this child and his family to move out immediately

THERE’S THIS WEBSITE

real-faker:

welcometohellfilm:

dersekingdom:

THAT GENERATES PUNS FOR YOU AND YOU CAN LOOK UP VIA A WORD OR PHRASE.

CHECK IT OUT, IVE BEEN LAUGHING AT IT FOR HOURS. 

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Guys, this really piss-poor edit of a Futurama screenshot is probably the funniest joke I’ll ever make, so I’m resigning from the internet.

(Source: arienreign)